Monday 30 March 2015

Return Of The Prodigal Scum - Back To Blighty. Or Sumfink.

High Scallyblaggers.

HIGH TIME indeed for a Scallywag Update. After being away for more than two decades, London has welcomed me back like an old but very expensive whore. She is not shy or fussy, she has definitely seen better days, is probably a little too proud of her costly but vulgar new tit-job, and is the kind of women that orders a "double anything with anything" in a bar.

Speaking of over-priced drinks, massive shout out to Konzert Theater Bern in that 3D picture postcard called Switzerland. I was invited there two weeks ago to record the voice over for their new Frankenstein production and once again had a fantastic time. Special shout out to Winston for being such a perfect host. Premier is on April 23rd, so do yourself a flavor and get down there. http://www.konzerttheaterbern.ch/tanz/uebersicht/veranstaltung/-87a3e29be2/?month=201504&date=1429567200

And thus hence and forthwith back to Blighty, anon. And to the ongoing project with the quite fabulous Dog Kennel Hill Project. http://www.dogkennelhillproject.org/#!argument/c1amq
Rehearsals for their (our, Godammit!) new production is well underway, and comes to premier at The Yard Theatre in Hackney Wick from April 27th - 30th. (Yeah, I did embed that link, I'm not fucking around here.)

There will be a tour in November to places in the UK that I have never been to, and quite frankly, doubt they actually exist. Like Warwick. And Scotland.

More updates and reminders to follow, but for now thats yer lot.